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(With apologies to Jonathan Larson, a model of his Hire vintage “Seasons of Love” in honor of Melvin Capital falling by the wayside on its brief bets in opposition to Gamestop. You’ll be able to listen to the original here.)

5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
5 hundred twenty 5 thousand traders who pop
5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
How do you brief? Brief the Gamestop?

In choices
In buying and selling
In Robinhoods
In restrict orders
In squeezes, in charting, in industry halts, in rocks

In 5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
How do you brief a Gamestop in shares?

How about budget?
How about budget?
How about budget?
Shorting through budget
Seasons of budget
Seasons of budget

5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
5 hundred twenty 5 thousand small shares to check out
5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
How do you brief a proportion of Tesla or Easiest Purchase

In shares that they churned
Or in occasions Melvin cried
In commissions they earned
Or the best way that fund died

Its time now to cover all our bets
The industry all the time ends
Let’s rejoice keep in mind a squeeze in a inventory
Of buddies

Consider the budget
(Oh you gotta keep in mind the budget)
Consider the budget
(Oh yeah its a squeeze they upends)
Consider the budget
(Industry out, quilt it, shorting through budget, hedge fuuuunds)
Seasons of budget
Seasons of budget…

Aaron Pressman
@ampressman
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